What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

What did one boob say to the other boob

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

Bible.. Hm.?

You shall not bear false witness.

I don't like

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

Lose lips shimk ships.

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

But this is not

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

I like God is love and lives within you.

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

Maybe leave out

I don't like religions.

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

Deuteronomy 17

Innocent before proven guilty

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

This isn't going to, hurt.

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Your going to be alright just relax

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?